Gas cans used to be incredibly simple as many had a twist-off ring, which would reveal a plastic cap and a removable spout. They were cheap, easy to use, and foolproof. That’s no longer the case as ...

My friend Greg Lewis used to say in high school: “He’s so dumb, he couldn’t pour ... out of a boot if the instructions were written on the heel.” Courtesy of a recent five-day power outage in Michigan ...

My friend Greg Lewis used to say in high school: “He’s so dumb, he couldn’t pour pee out of a boot if the instructions were written on the heel.” Courtesy of a recent five-day DTE power outage, I ...