My friend Greg Lewis used to say in high school: “He’s so dumb, he couldn’t pour pee out of a boot if the instructions were written on the heel.” Courtesy of a recent five-day DTE power outage, I ...

My friend Greg Lewis used to say in high school: “He’s so dumb, he couldn’t pour ... out of a boot if the instructions were written on the heel.” Courtesy of a recent five-day power outage in Michigan ...

American entrepreneurs have saved my grass-mowing season. You see, my grass is finally lush and green and growing like wildflowers, which means I spend my weekends mowing it. Since 2009, however, that ...