Julia Wertz, a cartoonist, has published graphic novels including “Impossible People: A Completely Average Recovery Story.” She has contributed to The New Yorker since 2015. How to Write a New Yorker ...

The dude looks battered like a prize fighter after games. Head hung, back slumped and groaning as he cuts the tape off his ankles. That's when I noticed the toenails. Each one was painted black. Who ...

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