Doggie Explains How to Make Money From Goods (Satire) Step one — buy something cheap and call it “rare.” Humans love the word rare. 🐾💎 Step two — sell it online with dramatic lighting so it looks mysterious and valuable. 💡📸 Step three — bundle two random items together and name it a “starter kit.” Instant markup. 📦✨ Step four — claim it’s “artisan” even if it came from the clearance bin. Confidence = profit. Bonus move? Add the word “limited” to everything. Scarcity makes wallets open. #dog